15 h. ago LIZ JONES: David 2.0 came to stay. It was all very nice... until he made this comment about my weight

David 2.0 came to stay for the weekend. I had put him off but caved as I thought he could give me insider info on Neil, as he was the one who introduced us.

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4 d. ago LIZ JONES: Sorry, but it's now time for Kate to stop making excuses

What a blabbermouth! Off with her head! The actress Su Pollard has broken the circle of trust upon meeting a royal and now? Well, all hell has broken loose.

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7 d. ago LIZ JONES: I'm fed up with faking orgasms. If I meet an attractive man, you won't believe what I'll do...

Finally, I'm in Vogue . Apart from the time I appeared, labelled ' The Daily Mail 's Rottweiler'. Well, I like dogs! I was just thrilled to be noticed.

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9 d. ago LIZ JONES: The real barb in Meghan's interview everyone's missed. Yes it's laughable... but the message is so clear. Poor old Harry

Meghan is on the cover of the December issue of American glossy Harper's Bizarre - sorry, Bazaar.

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2 w. ago LIZ JONES: The only beings in the world who love me have fur. One more can't hurt

In which I say goodbye - and hello.

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2 w. ago The hearing aid that's changed my life: I couldn't hear in crowded places, missed words and was humiliated by my old pair whistling, says LIZ JONES. Now experts told me about the new super

She's had a lifetime of asking, 'Ay?' but now LIZ JONES is trying out the latest AI-assisted hearing aids.

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2 w. ago LIZ JONES: There's so many similar comments about Erika Kirk, her skin

I have been watching the appearances of Erika Kirk, the 36-year-old widow of the late Right-wing activist and broadcaster Charlie, 31. And her level of glossy composure is admirable, but also puzzling to me.

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2 w. ago I've spent £80,000 to look like this at 67 and have had everything from a breast reduction to Turkey teeth, lip filler and an eyebrow transplant. Now LIZ JONES reveals what was worth it

What prompted a lifetime in stitches? Not the humorous kind - the painful sort. Was it worth it or, as that unsisterly commentator proclaimed, am I indeed awful, a laughing stock?

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2 w. ago LIZ JONES: This was the time to put selfishness and petty squabbles aside. Instead, clown Harry partied with the tacky Kardashians... and Meghan's beaming smile reveals the truth

It's the time of year when we put aside selfishness and petty squabbles and remember those who lost their lives in wars past.

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3 w. ago LIZ JONES: This was the sickening text I received from him... and the lesson all men need to learn

I've been ruminating over how to reply to David 1.0's rude text about not visiting for the weekend. In case it isn't seared into your brain as deeply as it is into mine, here's a quick recap.

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3 w. ago I was so desperate for a baby I stole sperm from my husband's condom: It's the most shocking confession. Now for the first time LIZ JONES tells what happened next... and the consequence no one saw

How did I get here: 67, child- and partner-free? Statistics tell us that women without children and a life partner are happier, richer, more sociable and likely to live longer.

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3 w. ago I was so desperate for a baby I stole sperm from my husband's condom: It's the most shocking confession. Now for first time LIZ JONES tells what happened next... and the consequence no one saw

How did I get here: 67, child- and partner-free? Statistics tell us that women without children and a life partner are happier, richer, more sociable and likely to live longer.

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3 w. ago LIZ JONES: The shocking truth about what happened when I stole my husband's sperm...

How did I get here: 67, child- and partner-free? Statistics tell us that women without children and a life partner are happier, richer, more sociable and likely to live longer.

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4 w. ago LIZ JONES: I admit it, I drink a bottle of wine a night. You'll never guess what I'm doing to try and cut down...

In which I wonder about my drinking

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