26 h. ago LIZ JONES'S DIARY: I think women get better with age, but men seem to go rapidly downhill

In which I compose a tactful email

Politics

8 d. ago I'm a catch who has spent a lifetime renovating my body, so why did my unattractive date ever think he had a chance? LIZ JONES'S DIARY

I am upset and down and tired. I've just made a 500-mile trip for nothing. I didn't even enjoy the food. Why does Tate Modern not feel 21st century enough to have more than one vegan main on the menu?

Economics

2 w. ago LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which my lovely new male friend admits he has 'grown fond' of me and suggests we meet for lunch...

Candid, confessional, controversial

Politics

2 w. ago LIZ JONES'S DIARY: Will he still like me after he's read my column?

Candid, confessional, controversial

Politics

3 w. ago LIZ JONES' DIARY: 'The thought you are prepared to break rules for me is another tingle,' he texts me

I'm in Istanbul having my gum stitches removed, so cannot resist sending my pen friend a photo of the bar where I'm staying. He replies, 'It doesn't get much better than that.'

Politics

4 w. ago LIZ JONES'S DIARY: Fat, old, bald men always try to flirt with me. Now I've finally found out what the man I've been texting looks like...

Him: 'This is incredibly exciting. I've been in a head spin, but I'm old enough to know now how to ground myself.'

Politics

4 w. ago LIZ JONES'S DIARY: I have no idea what he looks like, but he tells me he has taken early retirement, has access to a trust fund and drives a new car

Candid, confessional, controversial

Transport