8 h. ago LIZ JONES: I'm so bruised by what happened, I told him. It's true: My thighs were covered in purple pawprints

In which I compose a tactful email

Politics

12 h. ago LIZ JONES'S DIARY: I think women get better with age, but men seem to go rapidly downhill

In which I compose a tactful email

Politics

31 h. ago Rangers told true meaning of ordinary as Celtic diehard uses legendary Ibrox quote to put boot into rivals

Fraser Clarke mans the phones as regulars turn on each other with the excuse book looked out big time

Events

51 h. ago LIZ JONES: Meghan's glamorous mask had slipped... and this is the ugly truth it's exposed

Earlier this week, the Duchess of Sussex revealed the real reason why she ditched her verbose brand name American Riviera Orchard: it was a 'word salad'.

Politics

4 d. ago LIZ JONES: Meghan's unsettling flogging of clothes worn by Princess Charlotte and Prince George reveals the truth everyone has missed

Over the weekend we were introduced to the 'Easter edit' on Meghan's ShopMe Instagram page. And it raised eyebrows because the same outfits have been worn by William and Kate's children...

Politics

4 d. ago My wife didn't believe me when I told her my true identity... until I showed her

Samantha, previously known as Billy, was beaten up for dressing as a woman in Wigan in the 1990s and even threatened with electric shock therapy as a child

Politics

5 d. ago LIZ JONES: My warning to Elizabeth Hurley as she embarks on a very surprising new relationship with messy Billy Ray Cyrus

Here is Elizabeth Hurley , leaning in for a kiss with her new man. I can almost hear the clink of their sunglasses clashing along with their worlds-apart cultures.

Events

8 d. ago I'm a catch who has spent a lifetime renovating my body, so why did my unattractive date ever think he had a chance? LIZ JONES'S DIARY

I am upset and down and tired. I've just made a 500-mile trip for nothing. I didn't even enjoy the food. Why does Tate Modern not feel 21st century enough to have more than one vegan main on the menu?

Economics

1 week ago LIZ JONES: Why Prince Harry is NOT to blame for his ongoing family feud with Charles and William

The Duke of Sussex is in a difficult place with his father and brother, who have both given him the cold shoulder. Is it time for them both to put their differences aside and forgive him?

Politics

2 w. ago LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which my lovely new male friend admits he has 'grown fond' of me and suggests we meet for lunch...

Candid, confessional, controversial

Politics

2 w. ago LIZ JONES'S DIARY: Will he still like me after he's read my column?

Candid, confessional, controversial

Politics

2 w. ago LIZ JONES: Prince Harry is back in Britain and had an invitation, yet STILL swerved the wedding of one of his 'band of brothers'

It was clear from the way Prince Harry slammed his car door arriving at the Court of Appeals this morning that he meant business. But what is this courtroom melodrama really all about?

Politics

3 w. ago LIZ JONES' DIARY: 'The thought you are prepared to break rules for me is another tingle,' he texts me

I'm in Istanbul having my gum stitches removed, so cannot resist sending my pen friend a photo of the bar where I'm staying. He replies, 'It doesn't get much better than that.'

Politics

3 w. ago LIZ JONES: I've spotted a startling secret in Meghan's As Ever launch... and it speaks volumes about what's really going on

Meghan's brand is built on perfectionism, escapism. Now an influencer, any slights can easily be dismissed with an Instagram video featuring Gwyneth Paltrow and a shrug.

Politics

3 w. ago Contempt as Trump claims he can run for third term: ‘This is what dictators do’

US president receives bipartisan criticism after saying there are ‘methods’ he could defy constitution to seek third termUS politics live – latest updatesDonald Trump’s suggestion that there are “methods” by which he could run for a third term as US president has been met with scorn – but also warnings that he could seriously attempt it, despite being explicitly barred from doing so by the US constitution.“The biggest mistake of the last eight years is that we somehow failed to give credibility to Donald Trump’s whims and impulses, but we know it’s true,” David Jolly, a former Republican member of Congress, told MSNBC. Continue reading...

Politics

3 w. ago LIZ JONES: I have a sneaking suspicion what's really going on inside Spencer Matthews' marriage to Vogue Williams... and what kind of a man he TRULY is

Some people seem determined to push the narrative that Spencer Matthews has never managed to shake his weakness for the ladies.

Politics

4 w. ago LIZ JONES'S DIARY: Fat, old, bald men always try to flirt with me. Now I've finally found out what the man I've been texting looks like...

Him: 'This is incredibly exciting. I've been in a head spin, but I'm old enough to know now how to ground myself.'

Politics

4 w. ago LIZ JONES'S DIARY: I have no idea what he looks like, but he tells me he has taken early retirement, has access to a trust fund and drives a new car

Candid, confessional, controversial

Transport