15 h. ago LIZ JONES: I'm so bruised by what happened, I told him. It's true: My thighs were covered in purple pawprints

In which I compose a tactful email

Politics

19 h. ago LIZ JONES'S DIARY: I think women get better with age, but men seem to go rapidly downhill

In which I compose a tactful email

Politics

58 h. ago LIZ JONES: Meghan's glamorous mask had slipped... and this is the ugly truth it's exposed

Earlier this week, the Duchess of Sussex revealed the real reason why she ditched her verbose brand name American Riviera Orchard: it was a 'word salad'.

Politics

4 d. ago LIZ JONES: Meghan's unsettling flogging of clothes worn by Princess Charlotte and Prince George reveals the truth everyone has missed

Over the weekend we were introduced to the 'Easter edit' on Meghan's ShopMe Instagram page. And it raised eyebrows because the same outfits have been worn by William and Kate's children...

Politics

5 d. ago LIZ JONES: My warning to Elizabeth Hurley as she embarks on a very surprising new relationship with messy Billy Ray Cyrus

Here is Elizabeth Hurley , leaning in for a kiss with her new man. I can almost hear the clink of their sunglasses clashing along with their worlds-apart cultures.

Events

6 d. ago MPs launch campaign to BAN Donald Trump from speaking in Parliament on state visit as they label him a 'serial liar' who disrespects Britain

A message sent to Lord McFall of Alcluith, the Lord Speaker, said it would be 'inappropriate' for Trump to speak in the Palace of Westminster.

Politics

8 d. ago I'm a catch who has spent a lifetime renovating my body, so why did my unattractive date ever think he had a chance? LIZ JONES'S DIARY

I am upset and down and tired. I've just made a 500-mile trip for nothing. I didn't even enjoy the food. Why does Tate Modern not feel 21st century enough to have more than one vegan main on the menu?

Economics

1 week ago Prince Harry and Meghan source gives update on family life after secret getaway

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have been on a spring break getaway since Meghan Markle's lifestyle brand was launched, with a source revealing the pair are living in a 'bubble'

Politics

1 week ago LIZ JONES: Why Prince Harry is NOT to blame for his ongoing family feud with Charles and William

The Duke of Sussex is in a difficult place with his father and brother, who have both given him the cold shoulder. Is it time for them both to put their differences aside and forgive him?

Politics

2 w. ago LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which my lovely new male friend admits he has 'grown fond' of me and suggests we meet for lunch...

Candid, confessional, controversial

Politics

2 w. ago LIZ JONES'S DIARY: Will he still like me after he's read my column?

Candid, confessional, controversial

Politics

2 w. ago LIZ JONES: Prince Harry is back in Britain and had an invitation, yet STILL swerved the wedding of one of his 'band of brothers'

It was clear from the way Prince Harry slammed his car door arriving at the Court of Appeals this morning that he meant business. But what is this courtroom melodrama really all about?

Politics

3 w. ago LIZ JONES' DIARY: 'The thought you are prepared to break rules for me is another tingle,' he texts me

I'm in Istanbul having my gum stitches removed, so cannot resist sending my pen friend a photo of the bar where I'm staying. He replies, 'It doesn't get much better than that.'

Politics

3 w. ago LIZ JONES: I've spotted a startling secret in Meghan's As Ever launch... and it speaks volumes about what's really going on

Meghan's brand is built on perfectionism, escapism. Now an influencer, any slights can easily be dismissed with an Instagram video featuring Gwyneth Paltrow and a shrug.

Politics

3 w. ago LIZ JONES: I have a sneaking suspicion what's really going on inside Spencer Matthews' marriage to Vogue Williams... and what kind of a man he TRULY is

Some people seem determined to push the narrative that Spencer Matthews has never managed to shake his weakness for the ladies.

Politics

4 w. ago LIZ JONES'S DIARY: Fat, old, bald men always try to flirt with me. Now I've finally found out what the man I've been texting looks like...

Him: 'This is incredibly exciting. I've been in a head spin, but I'm old enough to know now how to ground myself.'

Politics

4 w. ago LIZ JONES'S DIARY: I have no idea what he looks like, but he tells me he has taken early retirement, has access to a trust fund and drives a new car

Candid, confessional, controversial

Transport